There isn’t much left to the 2013-14 NFL season. Bruno Mars is doing dress rehearsals for his halftime gig while the Mara girls are lamenting the fact that, although the big game is in their stadium, their team will be nowhere near it. Before we get there we need to get through week 17 and on into the playoffs. Who will be in the next stage of the season is still a matter of debate, so I decided to spend 10 minutes of my night breaking down who I think makes it in.
New York over Miami
If your season’s lost, there’s nothing better at this point in the season than playing the role of spoiler. The Jets are pretty good at it. They’re also remarkable at winning games they shouldn’t and losing games they shouldn’t. They should not win this game, so of course they will and they’ll end any chances of Miami reaching the playoffs–maybe even save sexy Rexy’s job in the process.
Baltimore over Cincy
The Ravens always hit their spurt at the right time. Presently the Ravens D is becoming a force in the NFL while their offense continues finding ways to pull off victories. They have what it takes to beat Cincy in a close one, but they’ll also need Miami to lose.
Arizona over San Francisco
The Cardinals are in a partial win and in scenario. They are relying on a Saints loss to help them sneak into the playoffs. Their week 16 road win over the Seahawks gave notice to the league that these guys are the real deal. I suspect the resurgence will continue in week 17. Will they make it in? Unlikely. The Saints look like they’ll cruise to victory.
Green Bay over Chicago
Matt Flynn is a system guy. Fortunately for him the system is Mike McCarthy’s Packer offense. Home at last, Flynn will lead his Packers compatriots into hostile Chicago where they will undoubtedly come together and smother the Bears.
Eagles over Cowboys
I have no faith in Dallas. I have even less faith (negative faith?) that Orton can take control and put up enough points to keep pace with a very hungry Eagles offense.