I am starting to believe I live in an environment in flux. The cat told me. She stated one day that things were no longer at a standstill and adaptation would soon be necessary. Cats don’t speak English, but they have a way of saying things with their urine. At first I thought the peeing was petty revenge for the wifey snatching away her bedroom rights, but such actions seem far too complex for a cat. Now I’m starting to think she’s done with the status quo.
The understanding came during a feeding. I gave her the standard meal and even threw in a few treats to suggest that things didn’t have to be bad between she and the wife. Kitty snubbed the food and just stared at me. She mewled a few times and walked away like I’d just offered her a tasty lump of poo. My treats are the good stuff. I spend on the goodies for my pets. Unfortunately she seems to be in a place where she wants something different and she is going to speak her bright yellow language until I figure it out.
The family is not good with this deductive method. They want answers yesterday or kitty whuppins today. Obviously we aren’t going to spank a cat, so I gotta come up with a solution before they do. It’s kind of exciting this race to deduction. I just hope I win.