I’ll get straight to it.
- I just had a hot mustard sauce that made my mouth tremble in fear. I guess I really don’t go in for the hot. I mean I felt it through my nostrils.
- Today was a great day. I got to spend it with the woman I love and had a chance to celebrate that love… in whatever fashion it may exist.
- I am deeply concerned that Rogue One is merely Star Wars told again but from the POV of a scoundrel. This is not about the name but about the woman leading the rebellion. She is every bit the Han Solo who lives in my imagination. This is not a bad thing per say, but Star Wars needs to stop being repetitive at some point in the very near future.
- Playoffs in the land of Fantasy Football have begun! Somehow my nightmare of a season saw me land as a two seed in my division and 6th overall. Now I’m super worried that my suck team cannot do the do, so I am throwing the ultimate Hail Mary: I’m playing the Browns Defense.
- Tom Ford is not in touch with reality and his attempt at a film that grazes reality is proof of that. Nocturnal Animals is a beautiful film with an art house feel and a frat house level of deep messaging. I expected more from a highly heralded artist such as himself, but I think I get it: He’s out of touch.
- News anchors need to stop looking so damn gleeful when announcing violent crime.